MILEY CYRUS has an owwww-ie. TMZ.com reports the teen superstar was rushed to the emergency room last Monday night after cutting herself with a kitchen knife while making dinner. MC had lots of emotional support --her mom, grandmother and boyfriend LIAM HEMSWORTH brought her to the hospital and doctors got her stitched right up.

Is ABC’s The Bachelor racist? Well, in the ten years and 23 seasons of the ABC hit there hasn’t been any African American contestants say they were then directed to the side of the room, and left out of the “normal audition process.” Neither got a callback and they believe it’s because of their race.

Reports claim the gun pointed at paparazzi by the driver of a car in which Pippa Middleton was a passenger was a fake.  A spokesperson for French designer Arthur de Soultrait, who was in the car with Pippa, told the Associated Press the gun was a toy pistol and that the passengers in the car were playing “a game” with  photographers, who knew the weapon wasn’t real. 

Kathy Griffin won’t be promoting herself on Today anytime soon. The comedienne claims she has been “re-banned” from the NBC morning show, apparently because she upset newsreader Natalie Morales.  Griffin told USA Today she’s been banned from Today two other times, once by Katie Couric and another time by Matt Lauer. “This time my camp heard that it was actually Natalie Morales,” said Kathy. “What I heard from their team is that I was rude to her at the Golden Globes, which is funny because I didn’t go to the Golden Globes.” 

A deleted scene from "Khloe and Lamar" is making the rounds online, because Kim Kardashian tells her sister Khloe that she wants to run for mayor of Glendale, California. (--She talks about her plans to buy a house in Glendale and establish residency, and refers to Glendale as, quote, "Armenian town."  Here’s the scene.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=IXkaIosQJ_U

Here's Simon Cowell talking to TMZ about how he would love to have Britney Spears with him on "The X Factor." (--But he refused to confirm or deny whether a deal had been struck, as was widely reported last week.

Justin Bieber stopped by "The Voice" last night to announce his new album's official release date. He also promised to return in three weeks for a premiere performance of his hit single "Boyfriend". (--The new album is called "Believe", and the release date is June 19th.) (From "The Voice" on Tuesday, April 17, 2012)