WHY ARNOLD CHOSE UGLY MISTRESSES!

Almost as shocking as the Arnold Schwarzenegger love child, was the identity of his baby mama, Mildred "Patty" Baena, who you wouldn't exactly call a beauty.  Well, according to a report by News of the World, Patty was just Arnold's type, because he likes to be the most attractive person in the room. "He sees himself as the dominant beautiful one," claimed a dossier compiled by now-jailed Hollywood private eye Anthony Pellicano.  "The physical is most important to him and he does not want to be upstaged or lose the spotlight in the company of a strikingly beautiful woman." The dossier was compiled before Arnold's first run for office. It describes the Terminator star as "an unstoppable womanizer, even worse than the Kennedys."   In fact, Arnold was such a known ladies' man, that  actress Jane Seymour recently revealed during a CNN interview  that Schwarzenegger likely fathered more children with other women. "I heard about two more (out of wedlock kids) somebody else knows about," said Seymour. As for Patty's 13-year-old son, contrary to some reports, the New York Post claims that Arnold didn't actually know he was the boy's father until five weeks ago. That's when Arnold's wife Maria Shriver, who suspected the boy was Arnold's, confronted Patty. Patty confirmed the child was Arnie's and resigned, at which point Maria told her husband.  Patty's lawyer, Michael Saltz, says she is refusing to talk to anyone about the scandal, regardless of how much they're willing to pay her. "She hasn't told a single person about it, including Arnold himself," said Saltz.

WILL MARIA GET HALF OF ARNOLD'S MONEY?!

In other Schwarzenegger news…reports claim that should Maria Shriver divorce Arnold Schwarzenegger, she could take the actor for more than $200 million. According to the New York Post, Arnie is worth more than $400 million, and while it is believed the couple has a prenup in place, the fact that they've been married for 25 years and have four children could help Maria get more money in court. So far, Maria hasn't pulled the trigger on divorce proceedings, although she did hire top Hollywood divorce lawyer Laura Wasser.

PRINCESS BEATRICE'S HAT SELLS FOR $130,000!

The ugly hat Princess Beatrice wore to the Royal Wedding raised a boatload of money for charity. The pretzel-shaped hat designed by Philip Treacy was sold at auction for $130,000, with all proceeds going to UNICEF UK and Children in Crisis. "It has its own personality, and I am so happy that we have raised the most incredible amount of money and can make an even bigger change for the lives of some of the most vulnerable children across the world," said Beatrice in a statement Sunday.