Posted: 1:52 a.m. Friday, Feb. 14, 2014
By Ryan Gajewski
Here’s an advertising angle that Domino’s presumably never would have thought of. Much has been made about Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici having waited until their wedding night to give in to their carnal desires. But did the magical moment pale for Sean in comparison to... eating a slice of pizza?
No one’s denying that pizza is delicious, but we’re thinking that most people don’t connect with it on quite the same level that Sean appears to. On February 9, he tweeted: “If I had to choose between spending the night with @clmgiudici or a @dominos pan pizza, I'd probably make a pro/con sheet to help me decide.”
Like, say what?! Does this mean the highly anticipated “grown sexy” time with Catherine wasn’t all it was cracked up to be? Sure, we get that Sean is joking around, but we can’t imagine that his new bride finds this to be all that funny.
One of Sean’s Twitter followers suggested an unusual compromise. “Chop her up and put her on the pizza, problem solved. :o)” the fan wrote, to which Catherine tweeted back, “aaaaaahhhhhh!” Suddenly, this is getting a bit too Silence of the Lambs for our tastes.
And by the way, we managed to write this whole article without using the words “sausage pizza” as a euphemism. You’re welcome.
Should Catherine be offended by Sean’s comment? Or was it just a joke?
Source: Sean on Twitter