Posted: 1:02 p.m. Thursday, Dec. 19, 2013
By Nicole Pomarico
All aboard the Jennifer Lawrence embarrassing story train. Choo choo!
And this time, Jen’s taking it back to middle school, when she accidentally wet the bed and couldn’t wait to tell her friends about it. No, seriously. This happened.
“When I was like, 13, I peed my pants. When I was in seventh grade,” Jen admitted on Conan Wednesday. “I peed while I was sleeping. I wet the bed, and I just thought that was like — who wets the bed when they’re 13?”
Since the situation was so bizarre, Jennifer couldn’t wait to get to school to tell all her friends about it. Normal reaction to a horribly embarrassing situation like wetting the bed as a teenager, right?
“I woke up and looked, and I was like, ‘Oh my god!’” the American Hustle star laughed. “‘When’s the alarm gonna go off? When am I gonna get there?’”
Keeping in mind that this is Jennifer Lawrence we’re talking about, she simply could not be satisfied with sharing the story with her close friends at lunch. Nope, Jen had to make sure everybody heard about it via formal announcement.
“Then I get there, and I went into the bleachers, and I was like, ‘Everybody! I peed my pants!’” Jennifer continued. “Thinking everybody was going to think that was so funny and cool, and it was just silent.”
“Wetting the bed” and “cool” are two words that have never been used in the same sentence, but for some reason we’re not even a little surprised that Jen thought everybody would think she was awesome for her bedwetting story.
We’ve said it before, and we’ll say it again: who do we have to talk to so we can get Jennifer Lawrence her own reality show?