Posted: 8:09 a.m. Tuesday, Oct. 1, 2013
By Dan Clarendon
'Twas the morning after drinking, when all through Mer's house, not an intern was stirring, not even Mousey. (R.I.P. Heather.)
"I'm bored," she says, joining him under the covers. "Really bored."
"Nope!" Alex rebuts.
"Oh," she says, catching his drift, "Don't kid yourself!"
"Call Hunt," suggests Alex. "Or try the internet like everyone else."
"For porn?" chirps Cristina.
"For dating. Find someone else to get horny with. I have a girlfriend."
But Cristina points out that Jo (Camilla Luddington) is currently unconscious with the other interns in the other room. So she puts on her metaphorical detective's hat and peppers him with questions: "Was she awful? … Were you awful? … Was it weird? … Is she a man? Ooh, secret penis."
Then she realizes, with great mirth, that Alex hasn't even done the deed with Jo. "It's been, like, a week and you haven't closes the deal," she squeals with delight. "What have you done to Evil Spawn?"Excited about this episode? Let us know below, and then be sure to watch the installment — titled "Everybody's Crying Mercy" — on Thursday, October 3, at 9 p.m. ET on ABC.