Posted: 1:44 p.m. Friday, Dec. 20, 2013
By Mehera Bonner
2013 has been an amazing year for Teen Mom's Farrah Abraham. Not only did she enhance her assets, she became a spokesperson for Raspberry Tones weight loss pills, starred on Couples Therapy, and — oh, yeah — accidentally-on-purpose filmed a sex tape with professional porn star James Deen, which earned her upwards of 1.5 million. Oh, and she wandered around the USofA seeking shelter at strip clubs.
Basically, it's been an amazing year! You know, if you're definition of "amazing" is becoming internationally recognized for a line of silicone sex toys shaped like your own lady parts.
Farrah took it to Twitter to reflect on her achievements in 2013, and after pondering life over a bowl of pasta sauce (we assume), she mused "HAVING1OFTHEBESTYEARSOFMYLIFE."
Keep living the dream, Farrah! But let's not forget about the low points of this girl's year, from the time she enhanced her assets, to the time she starred on Couples Therapy, to the time she accidentally-on-purpose filmed a sex tape with professional porn star James Deen. Oh wait … this list is shaping up to be exactly the same as the one above!
In all seriousness, Farrah did have a few snafus on the road to success. She was slammed in the media for not spending enough time with her daughter, and then there was her unfortunate St. Patrick's Day DUI. However, there's a silver lining to everything, and from Farrah's DUI stemmed the brilliant idea for a sober donut eatery, a safe place for addicts to come eat donuts. Not to be confused with Dunkin' Donuts, which is essentially the same concept.
Do you think this has been one of the best years of Farrah's life, or will she look back on 2013 with regret? Weigh in below!