Posted: 10:05 p.m. Tuesday, Jan. 28, 2014
By Elisabeth Kramer
Sean, a born-again virgin, made no secret he was waiting until marriage to give Catherine an extra special wedding gift and ABC couldn’t get its mind out of the gutter when it came to covering the SeanCat marriage. Between the live cam, the nearly constant stream of innuendo, and the shockingly large amount of skimpy lingerie (WTF is a body cage, we ask you?), we’re surprised the show didn’t come with a viewer discretion warning.
But despite all the teasing, we never did get a straight answer if Sean and Catherine were as pure as they claimed. Enter Jimmy Kimmel.
Sean and Catherine stopped by his late-night show just days before they exchanged vows and Jimmy simply couldn’t wrap his head around their virginal stands. To answer once and for all if the two maintained their no sexy time policy, Jimmy wheeled out a lie detector but promised to not reveal the results until after they wed.
Well, the deed’s been done (in more ways than one) and we’re ready for answers. Jimmy, whadja find?
They did it! Or wait, sorry, they did it as in they didn’t do it! They made it! Sean and Catherine abstained from sex for the entire 14 months from their engagement until their marriage, according to the polygraph results. Um, congratulations? Guys? Oh, sorry, they can’t hear us… they’re married now.