Posted: 2:19 a.m. Tuesday, Dec. 24, 2013
By Carson Blackwelder
After a rather calm episode this week (December 23), it looks like things are heating up at yet another dinner party on next week’s episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Yolanda gives hubby David a scandalous book entitled “For Your Eyes Only.” We can only assume that this tome contains some sensational pics of his Dutch wife in compromising positions. His reaction upon opening the present: “Oh my God.” Yep.
Meanwhile, Carlton is bound and determined to take her mother-in-law thong shopping with her and hubby David — awkward alert. Not only does Carlton go prancing around the store in a skimpy little number, but it looks like she attempts to give her mother-in-law a lap dance. Is nothing sacred for this lady?
Over at Kyle’s store, Joyce and Brandi are trying on clothes to be models at Kyle’s upcoming event. Um, hello, does Kyle not understand that these two will never get along? Joyce skips around the store proclaiming that everything is too big on her, to which Kyle retorts, “Would you like a cheeseburger with that dress?” Zing!
In Kim’s world, she’s venturing out with Kingsley away with the trainer. This gal is gearing up and getting in a race car. Apparently Kim felt the need for speed, and we’re definitely glad she did. With Kim zooming around the race track, of course Lisa would be playing with her many little pups. Natch.Then, at yet another dinner party gone wrong, the feud between Brandi and Joyce heats up yet again. After exchanging “you’re stupid” comments, Joyce lets one big one fly. “You’re a racist and a bully,” she declares, with hubby Michael defending her at her side. Ouch.
Whose side are you on? Team Brandi or Team Joyce? Hit the comments and pick your team!
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills airs Monday nights at 8 p.m. ET on Bravo.